Tail Of The Week --- Heidi Montag

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, do I really need to explain why she is my choice of the week? I mean come on! Look at her.

I'm sure collectively we can agree that Spencer (her man) is a douche. However, even his crappy attitude cant spoil the fact she is a complete hottie.

Hopefully one day he will screw it up and she will be back on the market. Woop! Cant wait

Here's some pics.

I suddenly have a serious attraction to Pink Bikini's. Wait scratch that, I generally have an attraction to all bikini's. But this one makes the top of the list.

Till next week.......

Bitches

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Emmanuelle Chriqui

Well, I saved this choice for midway through my "Tail of the Week." I fell in love with her back when I first saw her in National Lampoons Adam and Eve. I just cant put my finger on what it is about her, but once I figure it out I will blog about it again.

Then again.... does the Tail of the Week need a reason? Do I need to justify why I think shes hot? Or do I just need to supply the masses with photographs of sexy women?? Hmmmmm questions that may not have answers.

Or perhaps I don't care about the details of it, I mean, after all I am going to post whoever I want in this section despite if everyone else thinks shes hot or not.

Actually, that gives me an idea! For those of you who follow Twitter closely, I think next weeks selection might be Ashesforadam's mother. Rawwwwrrrrr what a minx!!!

ONTO THE PHOTO'S ----------------- ENJOY!!!!

Till next week....

Bitches

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Kristen Bell

So every week for the past month or so I have been tasked with choosing a new hottie for my section. Let me tell you that this has been getting more and more difficult each week.

I am trying to pick mainstream people, but also choose a few that are more out of the norm in order to keep interests up.

I promise that a few of these weeks I will throw in some bonus stuff, maybe even some clickable content for all the male listeners. Just a little something to spice things up a bit.

This weeks choice believe it or not stems from my boredom at work. I happened to come across the Teen Choice awards the other day, and thought to myself HMMMMM, what better way to scope out some new material for my section. So I recruited some of the fellas from the shop and yell for me when someone worthy of my section comes along.

I heard various calls for people, but when I was summoned to check out this little vixen, I knew she was the Tail Of The Week.

World... meet Kristen Bell. Some of you know her from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, others will know her from Veronica Mars or Heroes. I just know her from the funny tingly feelings she gives me in the marble sack.

Woop! chalk up another hottie, and another woman on my list of desirables.

Till next week....

Bitches

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Avril Lavigne

OK, so before anyone passes judgement on me, let me explain this choice of the week.

Every single person listening to my show, or reading this blog has a secret fantasy. One individual that kind of gets the motor running but you don't really want to admit it.

Now, if your saying "Tail, that's not true. I only want my Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend"

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who said that is a rotten stinking liar. May the fleas from a thousand camels infest your undergarments when you sleep and cause a horrible rash.

Avril is my personal secret fantasy girl. I don't think I have ever revealed that to anyone I am close to, not even Jamie or Nos.

So you all have heard it here first. But, if you call me out on it in public, I probably will deny it to your face. SO THERE!!! That will make up for all of you lying to me while reading this blog.

I know what your saying. "Shut up already, lets see some pictures."

I agree

Avril, I love you... CALL ME!!!!

Till next time bitches.

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Kate Beckinsale

I'm going to go a little old school here and stray away from the "popular" girls that are blasted all over the news and tabloids right now, and go back to one of my all time favorites.

I have always said that this is absolutely the one Hollywood "fantasy" girl that if I was in a committed relationship, I would cheat with.

Hands down, don't care who knows it. If this woman walked up to me, done deal. I wouldn't have to think twice.

Not sure if everyone is going to like my choice this week, and to be quite honest, I don't really care.

Its MY section, get your own =)

Enjoy the photos, but don't stare for too long.

Shes mine.... I collect guns.

No seriously.... I do, and I have a short temper.

Keep it moving people... nothing to see here....

Hey! Mr. Lookie Loo! Keep it moving pal.

That's all for now, you all keep staring at her so Im keeping the rest for myself.

Till next time

Bitches.......

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Rachel Nichols

So this weeks pick comes as a shock to me, I stumbled upon her watching movies previews for upcoming movies.

Apparently she has been in quite a few things that I have never seen. Check out her IMBD page.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629697/

She played a role in the new Star Trek movie that I never saw, she played someone in the ABC show Alias, which I never watched. (God im terrible) Enough mubling Tail, lets get some pictures. I AGREE.

Here they are.....

She will also be appearing in the new G.I. Joe movie. Which to be honest with you I have NO desire to go see. It looks kind of stupid. However, now that I know she is in it, I might be persuaded to go check it out.

If anyone gets a copy before its released give me a review please and let me know how much screen time she gets. Send it to tail@theexperience.fm

Till next time bitches

Tail

Tail Of The Week --- Jessie James

Ok, I am going to be brutally honest here. I have NO CLUE who this woman is. I havent listened to her music, or know anything about her. But I can assure you I will be checking into it very soon.

I stumbled upon this chick because of Jamie and her random music of the week section. Its where Jamie plays the tunes that are in the current top 40 playlists of most radio stations.

SOOO, I grabbed my trusty Apple device and googled who she was.

And that ladies and gentlemen is history. That simple google search is all it took. I am speechless. Jessie is absolutely beautiful, and apparently according to some of these pictures she can play the guitar. Who knew?? LOL, ok more honesty. I have a weakness for pretty girls that can play the guitar. So Miss Jessie James, you are my Tail Of The week. If your single hit me up at tail@theexperience.fm. I am currently making plans for our honeymoon, so email me soon!!!!

Roll The Credits......

Bitches

Tail